Did those buckles come straight out of a painting of the original Thanksgiving? Did you steal those pants from a Pilgrim? AND THAT JACKET. Tom that jacket makes you look like a lizard that was run through with a bedazzler.
The only complaint I have is that there are no equally sparkly leather pants to match. Then you could truly be a fabulous ~cold blooded reptile.
Wear this ridiculous jacket again. I like it. You are fabulous iguana.