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Tom is monochromatically fabulous
This blog features: The Leather Jacket; The Vaguely Purple See Through Shirt; The Tight Black Pants; The 'I'm Really British' Cardigan; V-Necks, V-Necks Everywhere; Shimmery Trout Scarf.

This blog also features: Mr. Hiddleston's inability to close his legs, those vests that make him look like a god, his strange likeness to cheap frozen desserts, and his wild fear of colors other than gray and blue. This blog is 110% serious.

Stay tuned for Crotch Shot Saturdays.

So I thought that one of these days I would have to point out those waxed jeans in particular, so I picked this picture and LO AND BEHOLD WHAT A GEM. Who would have thought I’d find evidence of Mr. Hiddleston’s SEVERE AND I MEAN TRAGICALLY CONSPICUOUS ANGELINA JOLIE LEG SYNDROME. Never change Tom. Never start closing your legs.
I don’t think those are leather, I think they’re those polyethylene pants people are wearing nowadays that are made to look leather-like, like waxed jeans or something. THE POINT IS THEY ARE GRAY AND SHIMMERY TOM. GRAY AND SHIMMERY. Also stop blazing a hole in my vagina with that ACTUALLY PERFECT AKA FLAWLESS AKA FREE OF BLEMISHES AKA PURE AS SNOW AKA LIKE JESUS blazer. I can’t. I’m dead. I think I’m drowning. grluururureewif jglrruuulllwd halp gekekrekgggrlll HALP.

So I thought that one of these days I would have to point out those waxed jeans in particular, so I picked this picture and LO AND BEHOLD WHAT A GEM. Who would have thought I’d find evidence of Mr. Hiddleston’s SEVERE AND I MEAN TRAGICALLY CONSPICUOUS ANGELINA JOLIE LEG SYNDROME. Never change Tom. Never start closing your legs.

I don’t think those are leather, I think they’re those polyethylene pants people are wearing nowadays that are made to look leather-like, like waxed jeans or something. THE POINT IS THEY ARE GRAY AND SHIMMERY TOM. GRAY AND SHIMMERY. Also stop blazing a hole in my vagina with that ACTUALLY PERFECT AKA FLAWLESS AKA FREE OF BLEMISHES AKA PURE AS SNOW AKA LIKE JESUS blazer. I can’t. I’m dead. I think I’m drowning. grluururureewif jglrruuulllwd halp gekekrekgggrlll HALP.

  #i mean i would have preferred a white collared shirt but one can never be too picky    #because white collared shirts you can LITERALLY never go wrong with    #too formal? take off your suit jacket. Still too formal? Roll up sleeves.    #Too casual? You're not if you're wearing a white shirt.    #personal rule: its always better to overdress than underdress because if you overdress usually you can take something off    #entropy doesnt work backwards    #clothes dont come flying onto you if youre underdressed    #also youll never be cold    #tom hiddleston    #hiddles    #fashion tag rant    #admin m