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Tom is monochromatically fabulous
A dedication to Mr. Hiddleston's inability to close his legs, those vests that make him look like a god, his strange likeness to cheap frozen desserts, and his wild fear of colors other than gray and blue. This blog is 110% serious.

This blog also features: The Leather Jacket; The Vaguely Purple See Through Shirt; The Tight Black Pants; The 'I'm Really British' Cardigan; V-Necks, V-Necks Everywhere; and the Infamous Shimmery Trout Scarf.

Stay tuned for Crotch Shot Saturdays.

Stop looking at me like that Tom.
Put on some sunglasses, you know people with light eyes are at higher risk for cataracts? Also they are my number one paranoia.
See, I wasn’t going to comment on this because god you look so handsome and I think ginger + black is like the nicest thing BUT THEN I SAW THAT YOUR SHIRT DOESN’T HAVE BUTTONS?
It’s got like this blue line and I am SO CONFUSED. HOW DOES THIS GARMENT OF YOURS WORK??? Does it stay on through sheer will? Is it sewn together? Is it like hook-closured?
Does is stay on due to the gravitational field of your penis? Tell the truth.
God your hair looks like the top of a soft serve ice cream mated with a fluffy ginger kitten.

Stop looking at me like that Tom.

Put on some sunglasses, you know people with light eyes are at higher risk for cataracts? Also they are my number one paranoia.

See, I wasn’t going to comment on this because god you look so handsome and I think ginger + black is like the nicest thing BUT THEN I SAW THAT YOUR SHIRT DOESN’T HAVE BUTTONS?

It’s got like this blue line and I am SO CONFUSED. HOW DOES THIS GARMENT OF YOURS WORK??? Does it stay on through sheer will? Is it sewn together? Is it like hook-closured?

Does is stay on due to the gravitational field of your penis? Tell the truth.

God your hair looks like the top of a soft serve ice cream mated with a fluffy ginger kitten.