I don’t know what to do about this god I am so conflicted.

So first off. LEATHER. I know for a fact that he has at least two leather jackets and well the only difference between them is one doesn’t have chest pockets. HOW MANY BABY COWS HAD TO DIE TO CLOTHE YOU TOM. HOW MANY. TELL US THE TRUTH. Leather/Tom is competing with Gray/Tom and I don’t really know which I ship more nevermind lets be real LEATHER. ITS ALWAYS THE LEATHER.

I’m going to step aside and say that quilted leather jackets are my NUMBER ONE WEAKNESS so if you ever got one of those I think that you would break the part of my brain that says snarky things. Like forget ovaries, those are already GONE.

Back to the regularly scheduled programming. You’ve WORN THIS EXACT AND I MEAN EXACT OUTFIT AT LEAST TWICE and also why is your hair wet? RELEASE THE GINGER CURLS DO NOT HIDE THEM I LOVE THE CURLS.

TOOOOMMMM god you look like an ice cream sandwich again BECAUSE YOU ARE ONLY WEARING BLACK AND WHITE AND COLORS LOOK REALLY LOVELY ON YOU TOM. COLORS. NICE DARK COLORS LIKE GREEN AND PURPLE AND INTERESTING BLUE.

I’m just going to lie facedown on my couch and sob for a good thirty minutes now.