Tom Hiddleston Owns 5 Things and Is Flawless

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June 2013

1 post

Jun 5, 2013112 notes
#tom's jawline not the radatiors #WHAT IS THAT FUCKING PLANT I DONT UNDERSTAND FOR THE LIFE OF ME #WHY WOULD YOU PUT SUCH A MISRERABLE PLANT IN A PHOTOSHOOT #*THROWS HANDS IN THE AIR* #also i think i am back from my hiatus #which was #like #a year #im so sorrry

December 2012

1 post

Dec 28, 2012575 notes
#your shirt #is really rather...shimmery. #i am not dead!!!!! #at least your pants look like they fit you mr. tom

September 2012

2 posts

Sep 15, 201251 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #tom is a fabulous iguana #look im posting! #and its mildly snarky! #submit things people b/c i dont have the energy to look for stupid pictures of tom #im a college student now #submission
This blog is everything I want in life. And I'm actually envious of Tom's impeccable outfit cycle. I wish I could pack like that.

Me 2 anon me 2.

I have like 13 scarves I try to take everywhere and they just don’t fit in my suitcase but does Tom have that problem no he just wears the same thing over and over again and he can do that because he’s probably naked the minute he gets home/to his hotel so his clothes don’t get gross. This is my theory anyways.

Sep 15, 20128 notes

August 2012

2 posts

Aug 9, 2012406 notes
#look at that fuckig jacket #that jacket is so perfect why couldnt you pull a benedict and take it home? #tom hiddleston #hiddles #happy 700 followers everyone #well actually me #sorry i havent posted #but i got to make this blog last #because tom has only so many outfits
Aug 6, 201247 notes
#Sorry darlings I was on vacation #and then suddenly like another wave of followers? #thanks to rachel and emmy #i love you girls so much #hiddles #tom hiddleston #wearing an actually questionable outfit

July 2012

33 posts

Jul 29, 2012730 notes
#Tom Hiddleston #Tom Hiddleston is afraid of colors #Hiddles #Stop Doing That Tom #He Sits Like A Whore
Jul 28, 2012160 notes
#hiddles #tom hiddleston
Jul 27, 2012859 notes
#ded #obviously #if the caribbean sun hasnt fried my brain already by the time i get back i might post more coherent comments #tom hiddleston #hiddles
Jul 25, 201249 notes
#i mean i would have preferred a white collared shirt but one can never be too picky #because white collared shirts you can LITERALLY never go wrong with #too formal? take off your suit jacket. Still too formal? Roll up sleeves. #Too casual? You're not if you're wearing a white shirt. #personal rule: its always better to overdress than underdress because if you overdress usually you can take something off #entropy doesnt work backwards #clothes dont come flying onto you if youre underdressed #also youll never be cold #tom hiddleston #hiddles #fashion tag rant
Jul 24, 2012165 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles
Thank you all

This blog (for some reason?) managed to reach over 500 followers. Thank you all for being lovely people and being one with me in my need to foasdknfa sdnf s at Tom Hiddleston in the privacy of my own blog. Don’t be afraid to submit or ask questions or just put something in the ask box :*

Thank you all. 

Jul 23, 201211 notes
#im on vacation so im sorry i didnt do it what i actually got to 500 #now its like 520 #im the only one that cares about that though #right #i mean like #my compulsions are strange #like this blog is a compulsion #and commenting on what ppl wear is a complusion #and for all of you who might be wondering what i dress like #im a narcissist and a european what do you think i dress like
Jul 22, 20124,214 notes
#hiddles #tom hiddleston #DAT SHIRT #THAT I WANT TO BURN AND THEN SINK THE ASHES IN A STINKING TAR PIT SO NOTHING CAN GROW FROM IT #EVER AGAIN #HATRED #FIREY HATRED #FOR WHAT THIS SHIRT HAS DONE TO MY OVARIES
Jul 21, 201264 notes
#tom hiddleston is a burberry model #ACTUALLY WHY ARENT YOU A BURBERRY MODEL WHY???? #tom hiddleston #hiddles
Jul 19, 20121,106 notes
#hiddles #neverendingfangasminprocess #this man is an acutal angel so sometimes i really hate saying the things i say about him #tom hiddleston #so today no mean things #only nice things #dfsdnfsjdsd i love you
Jul 18, 201278 notes
#baby you break my heart #hiddles #this is perfectly acceptable outfit and i wouldnt have anything to say if he hadnt worn it to LONDON FUCKING FASHION WEEK #tom hiddleston #weeping #thank you kate for pointing out this particular outfit
Jul 17, 20127,550 notes
#i hate you #you two flawless people #hate #tom hiddleston #michelle dockery #stop it with your cheekbones and your hair and your general flawlessness #imagine if they had children #they would literally be human perfection
Jul 16, 20123,802 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #water u doin tom #stahp dat tom #STAHP #NO #Dead
Jul 15, 201242 notes
#hiddles #tom hiddleston #this is a really REALLY monochromatic outfit but LOOK I DONT CARE BECAUSE MY BRAIN LEAKED OUT OF MY NOSE HAHAH AHAHAH HAHAAH AH HA #DEAD #HELP #help #H #ELP #HE #LP #HELPH
Jul 14, 2012596 notes
#BY DROWNING #DIED #I died seeing this #IN MY OWN DROOL #NOT OKAY #hiddles #tom hiddleston
Jul 13, 20122,052 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #like i get it that he needed a huge leather thing to control his boner #but like #this is beyond crazy #bless you costume designer #bless you
Jul 12, 2012214 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #50 SHADES OF NO #Its like that post where someone said'actual serial killer tom' but here he is in that shirt #number one rule of assasinating people is maximum damage minimal effort and thats exactly what hes doing here
Jul 11, 201250 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #but look at that green/purple combo what is going on #but those pants #zero complaints about the pants #like that stretch in the crotch area is flawless and look how they constrict your thighs
Jul 10, 201236 notes
#tom hiddleston #Tom Hiddleston loves Gray #you are so afraid of colors #i was all like surely his shoes must be cream colored at least but NO #LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE
Jul 9, 2012889 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #leather and double deep v necks since 1403 #bless the costume designer #lord grant them eternal hiddlestons
Jul 9, 201274 notes
#this orange jacket is SO under appreciated #tom hiddleston #hiddles #dramatic need
Jul 8, 201259 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF YEAH #super sexual grandpa cardigan #i hate you and i love you
Jul 7, 201255 notes
#LOOK THEY HAVE ROOM FOR YOUR TESTICLES #WHAT ARE THOSE PANTS #hiddles #tom hiddleston #tom's penis decided to have a circus #you look so short #baby i love you
Jul 6, 20127,048 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #TOM EVEN YOU KNOW THAT SHIRT IS HORRIBLE
Jul 6, 2012487 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #Tom Hiddleston is afraid of colors #A comprehesive analysis of ties #also known as gratuitous neck porn
Jul 6, 2012917 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #its the truth #TOM YOU NEED MORE CLOTHES
Jul 5, 201277 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #ITS A SPANGLY OUTFIT
Jul 4, 2012159 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #DAT HAIR #frowny kitty #squinty kitty #unhappy little tom
do you think tom's closet is...50 shades of gray? (i had to, i'm sorry)

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More like

3 shades of gray.

Jul 3, 201221 notes
Jul 3, 201269 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #Tom Hiddleston loves Gray #gray/tom otp
Jul 3, 201234 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #loves to wear the skins of his fans

historienne:

Tom Hiddleston was hardly the blackhearted god of mischief he plays on screen. Friendly, polite and talkative, he was a delight. Every morning for him began with a grotesquely healthy smoothie made from pulverized romaine lettuce and green apples. The only thing disconcerting about him was his inability to answer the door wearing anything more than a towel.

(X)

Wait, what?

Welp.

TOM

A TOWEL IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE ITEM TO GREET PEOPLE IN. You must be more than half Scottish because respectable Englishmen have dressing gowns but you are a fucking rascal so you greet people in towels because hey that’s only a step away from a kilt or being completely naked and wet and dear god here comes the nosebleed.

Do you have no respect for these poor fangirls? All of these ovaries you have permanently disabled? Not to mention the brains you have rendered incapable of normal thought patterns?

PSA: Tom, wear a kilt to the next awards ceremony you are nominated for.

Jul 2, 20122,223 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #obviously scottish men like being naked #well at least a kilt wont constrict his cock
Jul 2, 20129,586 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles
Jul 2, 201264 notes
#tom hiddleston #look at that cock you cant hide it your pants are too tight #hiddles #i wonder if you go into fitting rooms and stuff like women do and then youre like NOPE i need a size up my balls dont fit #clearly you dont because these pants are too tight

June 2012

18 posts

Jun 29, 2012153 notes
#hiddles #tom hiddleston #is terrified of colors #LEATHER ON THE RED CARPET GOD WHAT
Jun 29, 201257 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles
Jun 27, 201271 notes
#hiddles #seriously gray is not a legitimate favorite color I cant excuse you for this color phobia #tom hiddleston #you are such a whore
Jun 27, 201214 notes
#basically my brain is crying #hiddles #major cognitive dissonance on my part here #tom hiddleston #tom hiddleston is the king of shades of gray #now im imagining him and kinky things which is a no go
Jun 25, 20122,915 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #GOD WHAT IS THAT TIE #WHAT IS IT OH SWEET BHUDDA NO
Jun 24, 201236 notes
#hiddles #tom hiddleston #SO MONOCHROMATIC #LIKE DO YOU KNOW THERE ARE COLORS OTHER THAN GRAY? DO YOU?
Jun 24, 2012123 notes
#tom hiddleston #Tom is afraid of colors #hiddles #he sits like a whore #He stands like a whore too
Jun 22, 20129 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles
Jun 21, 201242 notes
#tom hiddleston #hiddles #tom is afraid of colors
Jun 20, 201227 notes
#Tom Hiddleston #Hiddles #Tom is afraid of colors
Jun 19, 20121,409 notes
#hiddles #tom hiddleston
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