Me 2 anon me 2.
I have like 13 scarves I try to take everywhere and they just don’t fit in my suitcase but does Tom have that problem no he just wears the same thing over and over again and he can do that because he’s probably naked the minute he gets home/to his hotel so his clothes don’t get gross. This is my theory anyways.
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3 shades of gray.
Tom Hiddleston was hardly the blackhearted god of mischief he plays on screen. Friendly, polite and talkative, he was a delight. Every morning for him began with a grotesquely healthy smoothie made from pulverized romaine lettuce and green apples. The only thing disconcerting about him was his inability to answer the door wearing anything more than a towel.
A TOWEL IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE ITEM TO GREET PEOPLE IN. You must be more than half Scottish because respectable Englishmen have dressing gowns but you are a fucking rascal so you greet people in towels because hey that’s only a step away from a kilt
or being completely naked and wet and dear god here comes the nosebleed.
Do you have no respect for these poor fangirls? All of these ovaries you have permanently disabled? Not to mention the brains you have rendered incapable of normal thought patterns?
PSA: Tom, wear a kilt to the next awards ceremony you are nominated for.