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Tom is monochromatically fabulous

This blog features: The Leather Jacket; The Vaguely Purple See Through Shirt; The Tight Black Pants; The 'I'm Really British' Cardigan; V-Necks, V-Necks Everywhere; Shimmery Trout Scarf.

This blog also features: Mr. Hiddleston's inability to close his legs, those vests that make him look like a god, his strange likeness to cheap frozen desserts, and his wild fear of colors other than gray and blue. This blog is 110% serious.

Stay tuned for Crotch Shot Saturdays.

THOMAS WILLIAM HIDDLESTON I DON’T CARE IF IT’S A GROUP SHOT AND YOU THINK YOU CAN’T BE SEEN, WE CAN SEE YOU, WE KNOW IT’S YOU

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAT

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Tom shows his support for Emma Watson and the #HeForShe campaign, proving the long-standing hypothesis that men who support gender equality are instantly more attractive. In Hiddles’ case, that’s virtually impossible, but hey. You can’t argue with science.
P.S. I’m loving the curls and casual wear - can’t decide which is more intense, the blond hair game or denim shirt game. Very impressed either way. 

Tom shows his support for Emma Watson and the #HeForShe campaign, proving the long-standing hypothesis that men who support gender equality are instantly more attractive. In Hiddles’ case, that’s virtually impossible, but hey. You can’t argue with science.

P.S. I’m loving the curls and casual wear - can’t decide which is more intense, the blond hair game or denim shirt game. Very impressed either way. 

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Would you mind telling us the source of the quote you posted recently where Tom is talking about his fashion choices when he was young? I'm not finding it when I search on google. "As a child, and as a teenager, I was, uh… hopeless. I didn’t really get it. You know, it was just if something was comfortable, I would wear that. I was kind of like, I had this sort of skate fashion, I wore these baggy pants and hats and baggy t-shirts."


Hello, dear!!

A wonderful follower submitted a video link where Tom talks about all of this stuff!!

Here it is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVyN2gYNII

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It’s very nice to see this new article of clothing on dear Tom’s wardrobe, so in tune with the recent climate marches around the world, and now with the Climate Summit kicking off the 69th General Assembly at the UN.

It’s pleasing to see it perfectly showcasing those beautiful arms and torso, while at the same time vouching for our planet’s future.

I have no doubt, however, that the confident look is a product of the monochromatic shades of black (or navy blue) and white that they allowed you in this shoot.

Only perfect monochromaticness will result in such a confident and ovary-scorching eyefuck.

Also, kudos on the tucking in of the tee, darling. Only you can pull that off so well.

It’s very nice to see this new article of clothing on dear Tom’s wardrobe, so in tune with the recent climate marches around the world, and now with the Climate Summit kicking off the 69th General Assembly at the UN.

It’s pleasing to see it perfectly showcasing those beautiful arms and torso, while at the same time vouching for our planet’s future.

I have no doubt, however, that the confident look is a product of the monochromatic shades of black (or navy blue) and white that they allowed you in this shoot.

Only perfect monochromaticness will result in such a confident and ovary-scorching eyefuck.

Also, kudos on the tucking in of the tee, darling. Only you can pull that off so well.

  #look at all that fierceness    #I'm going to combust right here and now    #give me more of that sexy neck    #I'm a UN nerd guys    #admin shakes  

"As a child, and as a teenager, I was, uh… hopeless. I didn’t really get it. You know, it was just if something was comfortable, I would wear that. I was kind of like, I had this sort of skate fashion, I wore these baggy pants and hats and baggy t-shirts."

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"If you wear a suit, it makes you feel a certain way, and there’s nothing more stylish than a well-made suit."
- Tom Hiddleston

"If you wear a suit, it makes you feel a certain way, and there’s nothing more stylish than a well-made suit."

- Tom Hiddleston

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As if the plaid and grimy sneakers weren’t enough, here is the second outfit from Tom’s appearance at the Wheatland Music Festival.

Note the return of a good many old Hiddles favourites, most notably the Purple Shirt of Sex (with bonus sweat, if I’m not mistaken!) and the trusty leather jacket. I will, however, express concern over the crotch tightness of his jeans - calm down, kiddo, alright? You’ll cut off circulation if you’re not careful. 

Big fan of his accessories, though. All outfits can be improved with sunglasses, a beaming smile and a guitar.

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How do I send you a photo? Why haven't you commented on Toms horribly stretched pants, red plaid shirt and dirty sneakers in the follow up pic of him and Rodney Crowell at Wheatland Music Fest ?!?!** looks like he slept in them! Thanks. Love your blog


Hello dear, here are the answers to your questions:

  1. To send a photo, you have to click the submit button on the right hand side of the blog (it says IV). You can also click here.
  2. This post is a brief description of what you are asking for. True, we cannot see the trousers, but to make up for it, you can see the 12 chest hairs!!
  3. However, we love yo make you guys happy. Therefore:

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It certainly looks like he slept on them!! Maybe he just wanted to blend in with the ordinary humans? I mean, it’s perfectly possible: the whole look screams “MUSIC FESTIVAL, HERE I AM”.

And he’s wearing COLOUR EVERYBODY!!! Even if it’s a shirt we’ve seen 28479320163291875643817564018754301 times. So yeah, definitely trying to blend in. On a side note, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that shirt ironed out.

I remember when we first saw those shoes. They were a brilliant white it almost blinded with their light (although admittedly that might have been Tom himself. He tends to have that effect). And now look at them. 

This just proves to us again that Thomas William Hiddleston only dresses like a knight going to a royal wedding, or a hobo. There is no in-between.

Also, those boring grey trousers would be passable if they at least weren’t so fucking loose. I mean, no showcase of the long legs of doom, no crotchular area asphyxiation, no nothing! Give us something to work with!

Last but not least, please enjoy our darling Thomas performing a song at the festival. He’s such a cutie patootie!!

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Tom stays true to the red-white-and-blue with the return of the mighty plaid, half-unbuttoned because apparently he was distracted whilst dressing - by someone saying Shakespeare’s name three continents over, probably - and forgot to do up the top half. But that’s okay, because now we get a glimpse of the at least 13 chest hairs and also collarbones, which are second only to cheekbones in terms of boney-goodness. 

Tom stays true to the red-white-and-blue with the return of the mighty plaid, half-unbuttoned because apparently he was distracted whilst dressing - by someone saying Shakespeare’s name three continents over, probably - and forgot to do up the top half. But that’s okay, because now we get a glimpse of the at least 13 chest hairs and also collarbones, which are second only to cheekbones in terms of boney-goodness. 

  #sorry for the little hiatus folks    #three very busy admins over here    #we've got to buy a hamster and set it loose with a keyboard whenever we're busy    #it'll make posts of about the same quality as usual    #and be much cuter too    #admin geekchic  

Water is a good accessory to any outfit

Especially white ones

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This photoshoot is like a boomerang, it just keeps coming back with more absolute fashion gold.
Check out the asymmetrical collar on that coat, holy shit, it’s gorgeous not to mention much better than the quilted or leather ones you seem to love so much. Plus, the floral shirt works surprisingly well in this ensemble - the navy keeps it grounded, so he looks less ‘garden-bed’ and more ‘get-into-my-bed’. Not that that’s wholly unusual from our Thomas, admittedly, but hey.

This photoshoot is like a boomerang, it just keeps coming back with more absolute fashion gold.

Check out the asymmetrical collar on that coat, holy shit, it’s gorgeous not to mention much better than the quilted or leather ones you seem to love so much. Plus, the floral shirt works surprisingly well in this ensemble - the navy keeps it grounded, so he looks less ‘garden-bed’ and more ‘get-into-my-bed’. Not that that’s wholly unusual from our Thomas, admittedly, but hey.

  #if only the backgrounds weren't so derelict    #i mean i get that they were aiming for grunge    #but there's a line    #and i'm sorry but i think they crossed it    #the wallpaper on the far left is just dismal    #honestly    #lucky our tom is beautiful enough to up the quality of the whole image    #admin geekchic  

More illustrious fashion wonders from the set of ‘High Rise’. Here we have a few things we’ve seen before - the pants, the watch, the shoes - and, a few we haven’t:

Firstly, a new item: the ultra-low v-necked black shirt of plainness. I mean honestly, will you have a look at this thing? If it it scoops down any lower we’ll see his fucking belly button.

Also, the blueish-greyish sweatshirt. I’m not entirely sure why Tom decided that this would be appropriate to wear with grey dress pants. Nonetheless, we can only encourage his attempts to comprehend casualwear - he’s getting there, folks, he’s trying.

As a final note, I would like to point out the griminess of those white canvas shoes. It has been previously noted that they are a terribly impractical item to try and keep clean, or, to quote directly: “They shine white like the wings of angels… I do not think he has thought this through”. And just have a look now, they’re utterly dirty and worn.

I mean, I hate to say I told you so, Tom, but…

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As we all know, Tom Hiddleston Owns Five Things and is Flawless.

Four of those five seem to be t-shirts. Let’s take the time and analyse each one of them:

1. The plain white tee: white is doubtlessly one of our dear Hiddles’ favourite colours, which makes this t-shirt a bit of a classic. Tom gives it his own touch by tucking it into whatever trousers he’s wearing with it. Never fails to make a statement.

2. The décolleté green Loki wonder: I seriously believe this tee doesn’t belong to Tom. He borrowed it from someone, because we haven’t seen it as much and certainly not since his Loki-times. It’s a shame, really. That plunging neckline really allowed us to enjoy the wonder of your twelve chest hairs.

3. The Vaguely Purple See Through Shirt: this one doesn’t really need a description. The overuse and over washing of this tee has given it a delightful transparent quality that allows us to appreciate his beautiful pector- OMG NIPPLEEEEEEEEES!! LOOK AT THEM IN ALL THEIR GLORIOUS GLORY!!!!

4. The blue Coriolanus tee: also known as “The Destroyer (of Ovaries)” among experts, this t-shirt showcases the perfection that is Tom Hiddleston’s torso while bringing out his eyes. Yes, it also allows us clear view of everything nipple related.

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Girl, I have been trolling your site for the last half hour and I have to say that you have the gift of a very awesome sense of humor that I haven't come across in quite some time. You go girl. Where do you come up with this funny shit anyway?


We have an army of miniature Hiddlestoners that we carry around in our pockets and shake until they come up with witty comments for the blog - honestly, it’s scandalous that we’re getting away it.

But in all seriousness, glad you like the blog, and that you think we’re funny. Well, we think we’re funny, but we’ve been informed that that’s not necessarily accurate.

P.S. Correction: you go girls. We actually have three admins maintaining this thing: Admin M (the original and the greatest), Admin Shakes (the not-really-new-enough-to-call-new-but-still-cool kid on the block) and little old me, Admin Geekchic. It’s a busy operation behind the scenes here.

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Tom Hiddleston in Exhibition x

SUIT GAME TOO STRONG

**FORGETS TO BREATHE**

**DIES**

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