whatareyouwearingbenedict:

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Oh. My. God.
What are you wearing, Tom? WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK ARE YOU WEARING? You know how much I hate that photo of Benedict in a winter coat and no shirt, well this is even worse! WHAT IS THIS?

the-avengers-fans:

Tom using neon yellow pants in Iceland .

See, I haven’t been on tumblr for about months, so you can imagine my absolute and utter delight when I found this gem sitting in my inbox. He’s wearing goddamn yellow ski trousers how brilliant is that. YELLOW. TROUSERS. NEON FREAKING TOUSERS he looks like a lemon popsicle and I don’t know whether to laugh or cry or just stare at it until that acidic color burns my retinas away.

Did those buckles come straight out of a painting of the original Thanksgiving? Did you steal those pants from a Pilgrim? AND THAT JACKET. Tom that jacket makes you look like a lizard that was run through with a bedazzler.

The only complaint I have is that there are no equally sparkly leather pants to match. Then you could truly be a fabulous ~cold blooded reptile.

Wear this ridiculous jacket again. I like it. You are fabulous iguana.

Anonymous asked: This blog is everything I want in life. And I'm actually envious of Tom's impeccable outfit cycle. I wish I could pack like that.

Me 2 anon me 2.

I have like 13 scarves I try to take everywhere and they just don’t fit in my suitcase but does Tom have that problem no he just wears the same thing over and over again and he can do that because he’s probably naked the minute he gets home/to his hotel so his clothes don’t get gross. This is my theory anyways.

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

Well, someone has on their sassy capris and “I don’t give a fuck” frankenstein shoes.

Tom, you look ready to look the world in the eye and fucking flip it off.

So this is one of those prime examples of Tom dressing himself better than stylists because sassy capris. SASSY CAPRIS. Super questionable sassy capris. Whose decision was it to put you in those because clearly they are a danger to society? Or maybe those were just women’s pants originally and they got mixed up in his actual wardrobe for the shoot and the people in charge where just like, THESE TIGHT PANTS. I LIKE THEM. What they lose in leg length they make up in glorious crotch space.

We’re not talking about the shoes. We aren’t. Nope. They don’t exist.

I really appreciate how Tom managed to color coordinate the shoes-that-must-not-be-named, his beard, and THE WALL.

#talent

Actual fashion mishap #2 and even this is sort of excused because it was 2007 and well even this is better than Robert Downey Jr. on his best day.

Nevermind. It’s not excused. THOSE ARE KNEE PATCHES. KNEE PATCHES. YOU DONT RIDE A MOTORCYCLE TOM YOU DON’T. And your track jacket (I don’t even know if I can talk about this) is the same fucking color as your jeans.

That piping on the jacket looks super adventurous, Tom.

You sit like a whore, outfit repeater.

Ok, yes I chew out Tom for wearing the same 5 things. But those 5 things work really well. This blazer is sturdy and well fitting (everything is well fitting when you have the body of a runway model). The t-shirt is clean and unwrinkled and clean. You cannot pull of a t-shirt and a blazer if your t-shirt is something you slept it.

Dem jeans tho.

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Are you wearing a blazer because you blaze a hole in everyone’s vagina?

That’s be awkward.

Tom could never have sex.

He’d kill every woman that he slept with.

I’d gladly die if it meant one night of passion with Tom.

Instead of life ruiner, he would just be life ender.

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I just had a thought.

What if those pants are leather? wHAT iF? WHAT IF? WHAT IF?

WHAT IFFFF???????????????????/

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So I thought that one of these days I would have to point out those waxed jeans in particular, so I picked this picture and LO AND BEHOLD WHAT A GEM. Who would have thought I’d find evidence of Mr. Hiddleston’s SEVERE AND I MEAN TRAGICALLY CONSPICUOUS ANGELINA JOLIE LEG SYNDROME. Never change Tom. Never start closing your legs.

I don’t think those are leather, I think they’re those polyethylene pants people are wearing nowadays that are made to look leather-like, like waxed jeans or something. THE POINT IS THEY ARE GRAY AND SHIMMERY TOM. GRAY AND SHIMMERY. Also stop blazing a hole in my vagina with that ACTUALLY PERFECT AKA FLAWLESS AKA FREE OF BLEMISHES AKA PURE AS SNOW AKA LIKE JESUS blazer. I can’t. I’m dead. I think I’m drowning. grluururureewif jglrruuulllwd halp gekekrekgggrlll HALP.

I don’t want to talk about how you secretly snuck red into your wardobe by putting it on the back of your black vest. I just can’t my poor fragile heart can’t handle it.

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So here is a better view of the white back of that shirt and let me tell you how my hatred for this shirt increases exponentially every time I comment on in, and the thing is, I HAVE TO COMMENT ON IT.

STUPID SHIRT. Look at that fucking v neck Tom. Did it even start out as a v-neck or have you worn it for a year straight without washing and stretched it out. INQUIRING MINDS MUST KNOW. I can see your cleavage in this photo Tom put it away it’s not decent you fucker.

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Burberry model damn, someone get this man a contract with them because DAPPER.

Look at that khaki making his eyes look all green. But, darling, circle scarf on the red carpet? The only possible reasons I see for it are to protect you from the cold or from the spray of exploding ovaries and I’m pretty sure your coat is cozy enough to make the first one irrelevant.

WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A CONTRACT WITH BURBERRY YOU ARE SO SUITED TO HAUTE COUTURE YOU GORGEOUS, CHARMING, MONOCHROMATIC LITTLE SHIT.

So this is what happens when you back-comb a Golden Retriever. Tom your HAIR. ITS SO FLUFFY. FLUFF. FLUFF EVERYWHERE.

That shirt is a perfect shade of blue and you look like an angel and it’s not see through. No complaints.

Except, am I the only one intrigued by the fact that his legs are crossed? Like, I didn’t know that it was POSSIBLE.

I’m on vacation so I’m being nice.