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Tom is monochromatically fabulous
A dedication to Mr. Hiddleston's inability to close his legs, those vests that make him look like a god, his strange likeness to cheap frozen desserts, and his wild fear of colors other than gray and blue. This blog is 110% serious.

This blog also features: The Leather Jacket; The Vaguely Purple See Through Shirt; The Tight Black Pants; The 'I'm Really British' Cardigan; V-Necks, V-Necks Everywhere; and the Infamous Shimmery Trout Scarf.

Stay tuned for Crotch Shot Saturdays.

WHATWHATWHATWHAT! WHAT. IS. THAT. THING.
PLEASE TELL ME. Have you suddenly turned into Pharrel Williams? And why is that thing so damn high? It looks like it’s either too small or you are growing Marge Simpson-like hair…
And I know you’re really into all those cowboy/country things now, with your “I Saw the Light” movie, but that hat doesn’t quite know what it is. It seems to be a hybrid between a cowboy hat, a tophat from the 1800s, a fedora, and a Panama hat. It’s just very confused, I guess.
AND APPARENTLY SO ARE YOU. TAKE THAT HORRIDIOUSLY HORRID THING FROM YOUR HEAD AND I DON’T EVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN.
Also, white, blue (when was the last time you ironed that shirt, Thomas, I mean, seriously, get a grip), and brown? So many colours!! You must be feeling adventurous! 

WHATWHATWHATWHAT! WHAT. IS. THAT. THING.

PLEASE TELL ME. Have you suddenly turned into Pharrel Williams? And why is that thing so damn high? It looks like it’s either too small or you are growing Marge Simpson-like hair…

And I know you’re really into all those cowboy/country things now, with your “I Saw the Light” movie, but that hat doesn’t quite know what it is. It seems to be a hybrid between a cowboy hat, a tophat from the 1800s, a fedora, and a Panama hat. It’s just very confused, I guess.

AND APPARENTLY SO ARE YOU. TAKE THAT HORRIDIOUSLY HORRID THING FROM YOUR HEAD AND I DON’T EVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN.

Also, white, blue (when was the last time you ironed that shirt, Thomas, I mean, seriously, get a grip), and brown? So many colours!! You must be feeling adventurous! 

  #I MEAN WHAT EVEN    #no just no    #you really have to stop with all these hat trends Thomas    #it's not right    #and it's kinda traumatising me in a bad way    #admin shakes  
This looks like a devastatingly sleek tracksuit. At least that’s what the wise submitter of this pic said.
And I have to say, IT IS THE TRUTH.
(And with the light of the photo, it almost looks like a weird sleek onesie).
Only our dear Thomas could pull off the boring grandpa cardigan and turn it into a Cloth of Sex. Coupled with those navy suit trousers and shiny oxford shoes, and let’s not forget the Classic White Tee (not yet stretched enough to allow us to witness his wondrous twelve chest hairs), and we have a simple, yet classy look worthy of the Louis Vuitton Art Talks. Add those cheekbones, and those cute curls and you have a weapon of mass ovary destruction.

This looks like a devastatingly sleek tracksuit. At least that’s what the wise submitter of this pic said.

And I have to say, IT IS THE TRUTH.

(And with the light of the photo, it almost looks like a weird sleek onesie).

Only our dear Thomas could pull off the boring grandpa cardigan and turn it into a Cloth of Sex. Coupled with those navy suit trousers and shiny oxford shoes, and let’s not forget the Classic White Tee (not yet stretched enough to allow us to witness his wondrous twelve chest hairs), and we have a simple, yet classy look worthy of the Louis Vuitton Art Talks. Add those cheekbones, and those cute curls and you have a weapon of mass ovary destruction.

  #daaaaaaaaam you look fiiiiiiine    #an oldie but a goldie    #especially those goldielocks    #submission    #keep on submittin pics people!! We love it!    #admin shakes  
Look at this blast of the past.
OMG it’s baby Hiddles in the countryside looking all cute and stuff, but then thOSE TROUSERS WHAT IS WROG WITH YOU BOY AM I GLAD THE ’00s ARE OVER BECAUSE THEY ARE POSITIVELY HORRID.
I mean, where is the crotchular constriction? Just NO.
If this is all the casualwear you own, no wonder you stopped wearing it, dear because no. NO. NONONONO. No wonder you look so uncomfortable.
It is after seeing things like this that I am eternally grateful to Loki for bringing dapper monochromatic James Bondian style to your wardrobe.
A+ on the baby spaghetti curls and Scottish countryside, though. 

Look at this blast of the past.

OMG it’s baby Hiddles in the countryside looking all cute and stuff, but then thOSE TROUSERS WHAT IS WROG WITH YOU BOY AM I GLAD THE ’00s ARE OVER BECAUSE THEY ARE POSITIVELY HORRID.

I mean, where is the crotchular constriction? Just NO.

If this is all the casualwear you own, no wonder you stopped wearing it, dear because no. NO. NONONONO. No wonder you look so uncomfortable.

It is after seeing things like this that I am eternally grateful to Loki for bringing dapper monochromatic James Bondian style to your wardrobe.

A+ on the baby spaghetti curls and Scottish countryside, though. 

  #submission    #keep them coming    #admin shakes  

A tribute to three eras of Hiddleston hair:

Dapper as fuck (Top row, left to right: 2014, 2013, 2012)

Long as fuck (Middle row, left to right: 2011, 2010, 2009)

Curly as fuck (Bottom row, left to right: 2008, 2007, 2006)

  #admin geekchic  
How about you get more worked up over the issue of Syria that Tom is raising rather than what he wears to bed. Get a life

Anonymous

Hello dear anon,

I would have liked to respond to your lovely message in private, but since you very bravely posted it anonymously, I’ll just have to answer here.

Let me ask you a question: how do you know the degree of “worked-up-ness” I have over the issue of Syria, just based on this post?

This is a Tom Hiddleston blog which focuses on his clothes, so it is logical I would write something about what he is wearing, right?

Despite the fact that I don’t owe you any explanation for whatever I post here, I’d like to say that I agree with the fact that the issue in Syria is worth worrying about. As are many of the crises our world faces today due to one main reason: HATE.

So, instead of wasting time to leave anonymous hate mail asking me to get a life, get a hold of yours and use the qualities I’m sure you have to try and change the lives of those less fortunate than yourself.

Because “getting worked up” over issues isn’t enough. What is needed is real ACTION.

- Admin Shakes

And an added note:

There are many different types of tumblr, and as should have been made quite clear by now, we are exclusively an entertainment and fashion blog. We exist to create a few laughs, to make people happy, and to remove them from the everyday doom and gloom that seems to be so very abundant these days. Activism is absolutely terrific, of course, and caring about world issues is of the utmost importance. But so is keeping up your own morale, and I believe that our silly comments on pictures of Tom’s clothing really do achieve that for a lot of people. And when people are happy, they’re able to focus better on issues such as the Syria crisis - you can’t be fueled by misery alone, you simply have to take a break from it on occasion. 

So I’m sorry, anon, that we can’t do it all, but don’t mistake our silence for complacency or ignorance. We are doing our part for this problem, just not in the way that you might have come to expect.

- Admin Geekchic

P.S. Anon hate? Cowardly. If you’re afraid of backlash and you need to send a message on anon, well, maybe you shouldn’t be sending it.

  #admin shakes    #we have a zero tolerance policy for hate on this blog    #admin geekchic  
The truth has been finally revealed! Thomas actually sleeps in casual clothes, thus killing the myth that he sleeps in Barney Stinson-like suitjamas.
We can now confirm that his fabulous monochromaticness also extends to his nightwear. The plain white tee makes an appearance again, showing enough cleavage to allow us to see his twelve chest hairs. Tone it fucking down, Thomas.
And that hoodie is probably the only casualwear our dear Tom owns. I’m glad he at least wears it to bed, although I resent that it covers some of his wonderful FUCKING WILD I MEAN WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE curls.
And THAT ADORKABLE FACE OMG I CAN’T BREATHE WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE WITH THAT STUBBLE AND SLEEPY HAIR AND DORKY WINK.
I’M DYING HERE.

The truth has been finally revealed! Thomas actually sleeps in casual clothes, thus killing the myth that he sleeps in Barney Stinson-like suitjamas.

We can now confirm that his fabulous monochromaticness also extends to his nightwear. The plain white tee makes an appearance again, showing enough cleavage to allow us to see his twelve chest hairs. Tone it fucking down, Thomas.

And that hoodie is probably the only casualwear our dear Tom owns. I’m glad he at least wears it to bed, although I resent that it covers some of his wonderful FUCKING WILD I MEAN WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE curls.

And THAT ADORKABLE FACE OMG I CAN’T BREATHE WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE WITH THAT STUBBLE AND SLEEPY HAIR AND DORKY WINK.

I’M DYING HERE.

  #and he's doing it for a good cause    #people shouldn't be so perfect    #seriously leave some for the rest of us    #admin shakes  
Thomas, you look worried. Why do you look worried, Thomas?
MAYBE IT’S THE TOTAL LACK OF CONSISTENCY IN THIS PHOTOSHOOT, WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
I mean the suit is sharp as fuck, and the shirt is crisp and bleached and buttoned but then no tie? Not even a bOwTiE??? No wonder he’s worried, he probably feels naked.
And then there’s the beanie, which, frankly can have no explanation for being in the shot other than a bad hair day. Maybe the photographer thought that his dreamy blond curls would distract from the rest of the shot which would have been 100% accurate.

Thomas, you look worried. Why do you look worried, Thomas?

MAYBE IT’S THE TOTAL LACK OF CONSISTENCY IN THIS PHOTOSHOOT, WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON

I mean the suit is sharp as fuck, and the shirt is crisp and bleached and buttoned but then no tie? Not even a bOwTiE??? No wonder he’s worried, he probably feels naked.

And then there’s the beanie, which, frankly can have no explanation for being in the shot other than a bad hair day. Maybe the photographer thought that his dreamy blond curls would distract from the rest of the shot which would have been 100% accurate.

  #admin geekchic  

coporolight:

Tom Hiddleston + Same pose in photoshoots

Bonus :

The Henry V version

Please note how his face seems relaxed in all the pictures but the Henry V one…

Can it be because he’s trying to channel the powerful monarch?

No, I don’t think so…

It’s probably all that burgundy touching his body that’s making him uncomfortable.

  #admin shakes  
There has been an overwhelmingly enthusiastic response to this photo, released as a recent promotion of Tom’s participation in this year’s Small Steps Celebrity Shoe Auction.
As far as shoes go, this is about as Hiddleston as it gets. If Tom is going to wear sneakers, they’re sure as hell gonna be Jimmy Choo sneakers, because, as we all know, even his casualwear is rarely casual. They’re made from embossed navy leather, which seems to fall right in line with Tom’s powerful leather fetish - need I even remind you of the leather jacket years? Plus, the only bit of genuine colour on them is the tan leather lining. Monochrome fans, eat your fucking heart out.
On a side note, here we have a reappearance of two key wardrobe items: the blue shirt of recent music-festival-based infamy and the Nike sports watch. Because really, why digress from tradition when you have a wardrobe that has five perfectly wearable things in it? Of course not. You wear those five things, Tom, you wear them until they are hanging in literal threads.

There has been an overwhelmingly enthusiastic response to this photo, released as a recent promotion of Tom’s participation in this year’s Small Steps Celebrity Shoe Auction.

As far as shoes go, this is about as Hiddleston as it gets. If Tom is going to wear sneakers, they’re sure as hell gonna be Jimmy Choo sneakers, because, as we all know, even his casualwear is rarely casual. They’re made from embossed navy leather, which seems to fall right in line with Tom’s powerful leather fetish - need I even remind you of the leather jacket years? Plus, the only bit of genuine colour on them is the tan leather lining. Monochrome fans, eat your fucking heart out.

On a side note, here we have a reappearance of two key wardrobe items: the blue shirt of recent music-festival-based infamy and the Nike sports watch. Because really, why digress from tradition when you have a wardrobe that has five perfectly wearable things in it? Of course not. You wear those five things, Tom, you wear them until they are hanging in literal threads.

  #admin geekchic  
Hi! Please make your background color a little darker.. like dark blue, dark grey... just darker please so that its easier on the eyes.. I visit your blog everyday... am not really getting used to the background color... couldn't browse your site for long... coz its hard on the eyes after a few minutes..

Anonymous

Of course, sorry! I’ll adjust it right away and make it several shades darker for you. Don’t want to hurt anyone’s eyes, how on earth would they be able to see Tom Hiddleston’s hilarious fashion choices then? What a disaster that would be indeed.

  #admin geekchic  

An article from online news and media site Bustle, celebrating Tom’s recent accolade of Glamour’s Best-Dressed Man - we never doubted him, of course, having long been aware of his astounding dedication to crisp formalwear.

Almost fell of my chair when we got a mention, though, and you know what this means: we’ve been discovered. Tom’s wardrobe of 5 items has hit mainstream media.

The truth is out there, folks. Be very afraid.

  #seriously though what even?    #how do these people find us?    #i am so happy    #admin geekchic  

THOMAS WILLIAM HIDDLESTON I DON’T CARE IF IT’S A GROUP SHOT AND YOU THINK YOU CAN’T BE SEEN, WE CAN SEE YOU, WE KNOW IT’S YOU

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAT

  #is it a FEDORA?!    #WHAT IS IT    #admin geekchic  
Tom shows his support for Emma Watson and the #HeForShe campaign, proving the long-standing hypothesis that men who support gender equality are instantly more attractive. In Hiddles’ case, that’s virtually impossible, but hey. You can’t argue with science.
P.S. I’m loving the curls and casual wear - can’t decide which is more intense, the blond hair game or denim shirt game. Very impressed either way. 

Tom shows his support for Emma Watson and the #HeForShe campaign, proving the long-standing hypothesis that men who support gender equality are instantly more attractive. In Hiddles’ case, that’s virtually impossible, but hey. You can’t argue with science.

P.S. I’m loving the curls and casual wear - can’t decide which is more intense, the blond hair game or denim shirt game. Very impressed either way. 

  #admin geekchic  
Would you mind telling us the source of the quote you posted recently where Tom is talking about his fashion choices when he was young? I'm not finding it when I search on google. "As a child, and as a teenager, I was, uh… hopeless. I didn’t really get it. You know, it was just if something was comfortable, I would wear that. I was kind of like, I had this sort of skate fashion, I wore these baggy pants and hats and baggy t-shirts."


Hello, dear!!

A wonderful follower submitted a video link where Tom talks about all of this stuff!!

Here it is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVyN2gYNII

  #admin shakes  
It’s very nice to see this new article of clothing on dear Tom’s wardrobe, so in tune with the recent climate marches around the world, and now with the Climate Summit kicking off the 69th General Assembly at the UN.

It’s pleasing to see it perfectly showcasing those beautiful arms and torso, while at the same time vouching for our planet’s future.

I have no doubt, however, that the confident look is a product of the monochromatic shades of black (or navy blue) and white that they allowed you in this shoot.

Only perfect monochromaticness will result in such a confident and ovary-scorching eyefuck.

Also, kudos on the tucking in of the tee, darling. Only you can pull that off so well.

It’s very nice to see this new article of clothing on dear Tom’s wardrobe, so in tune with the recent climate marches around the world, and now with the Climate Summit kicking off the 69th General Assembly at the UN.

It’s pleasing to see it perfectly showcasing those beautiful arms and torso, while at the same time vouching for our planet’s future.

I have no doubt, however, that the confident look is a product of the monochromatic shades of black (or navy blue) and white that they allowed you in this shoot.

Only perfect monochromaticness will result in such a confident and ovary-scorching eyefuck.

Also, kudos on the tucking in of the tee, darling. Only you can pull that off so well.

  #look at all that fierceness    #I'm going to combust right here and now    #give me more of that sexy neck    #I'm a UN nerd guys    #admin shakes