Guest victim appearance
Oh. My. God.
What are you wearing, Tom? WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK ARE YOU WEARING? You know how much I hate that photo of Benedict in a winter coat and no shirt, well this is even worse! WHAT IS THIS?
thank god someone recognized how terrible this is i weep for the stylists of this magazine hes like a leathery tortoise on top and 90s business on the bottom. like an outfit incarnate of a really bad mullet. additionally, potted plants are NOT good accessories, and as far as potted plants go, that one is frankly atrocious and needs to be put out of its misery. much like myself looking at this.
-1 for the too wide pants, not enough groin constriction. egregious error on the stylist’s part.
+1 for the entire lack of shirt
-1 for plastic trash bag/leathery tortoise jacket
-1 for ugly radiator; so ugly it cannot even be canceled out by the beauty in front of it
+1 for beautifully sculpted jawline